Tonight there is change afoot in the labour camp as shadow chancellor Alan Johnson has resigned from Labour leader Ed Miliband’s frontbench team, citing “personal” reasons. He is replaced by Ed Balls, previously the shadow home secretary.
His resignation comes after just three-and-a-half months in the job following several recent gaffes when discussing tax and economic matters, including appearing in an interview not to know the rate of National Insurance paid by employers. Here is the shadow cabinet as follows:
NEW SHADOW CABINET
- Shadow chancellor – Ed Balls
- Shadow home secretary – Yvette Cooper
- Shadow foreign secretary – Douglas Alexander
- Shadow Cabinet Office minister – Tessa Jowell
- Shadow work and pensions secretary – Liam Byrne
I for one welcome Ed Balls’ elevation to this position as I feel due to his effective attacks on the coalition as shadow schools (hammer of the GOVE!) and shadow home secretary, I feel he will provide a savage attack on the con-dems and their repressive economic policies. As much as i respect Alan, i felt he was wrong for the job and his high profile disagreements with Ed seemed a weakness and a distrcation from the issues. This appointment can only bring added force to our opposing force. He shall be the bruiser friend who fights bullies who pick on you! As Ed Miliband once joked, “2 Ed’s are better than one” and hopefully we shall prove it. Osborne, take it from Gove, you should be shaking in your books, The Bruiser is after you!
Hail to the Bruiser,
To our rescue comes the warrior,
Strong, he defends us from the bullies,
A bulldog to savage them,
Attack them on their lies, their myths,
Their oppession, broken promises galore.
A gladiator to challenge them,
To fight the good fight,
Who will fight for us, never surrender,
Lets raise a toast, a toast to the BRUISER!

