She brought him something old,
A throne of gold.
The change of names was something new,
The golden mask was borrowed,
The garland laid on his coffin,
‘Welcome to a packed town hall in Birmingham for what promises to be a titanic battle between these 4 candidates who seek to be leader of the opposition and possibly the future resident of number 10,’ the new political editor said as she eagerly introduced her first big political event.
‘Lets introduce the candidates. Candidates, you have a time limit of 45 seconds to introduce yourselves to our audience.’
‘My name is candidate A and I seek to become your prime minister. In these tough times for all hard working families, we need to create robust growth in our economy by promoting more green shoots. We mustn’t be afraid of telling hard truths, and the truth is we can’t just oppose. We need to change our party to change our nation into an aspiration nation. We need to bring back aspiration to our nation. I believe I can bring this aspiration.’
‘Hello and thank you for watching, I’m candidate B and I aspire to work hard to improve the lives of all those hard working families across the country. I grew up in a hard working household and I know that hard work should pay off. I aspire to bring back aspiration.’
‘Good evening, I’m Candidate c . I say that it’s not enough to aspire while I was a minister the last time we were in government I opened sure start centres that work hard to support hard working families. We need aspiration of action not just to talk about aspiration.’
‘I’m Candidate d . This unprecedented financial crash has changed the rules of the game. I seek aspiration for all not just the privileged few. I also want to work hard to oppose these loathsome policies and represent those working hard for their families. Austerity isn’t just an abstract concept and neither will aspiration be. ‘
The crowd applauded, the kind of applause that seemed to convey a mentality of ‘ I better clap or else it would look very impolite.’
Caroline from Kent asked the first question. ‘What would you consider to be your priorities?’
Candidate A’s eyes lit up as she responded. ‘My priority is aspiration. I seek to create a society where all hard working families can aspire to live a better life. Though we also face some hard truths and we need todo whatever it takes to aspire to grow those green shoots of our economy.’
Candidate B fluttered his eye lashes as he pondered his response. ‘I agree with candidate A as I too aspire to bring back aspiration. As you all know (yes we do know I thought), I grew up in a hard working household and I aspire to make this country work hard for the hardworking. I also agree somewhat about the hard truths…..’
Sorry to interrupt,’ candidate D said in a loud voice, ‘ but candidate B, didn’t you state the other day that you agree with me that you would seek to oppose harsh policies of the government and oppose austerity?’
‘Yes I did but I also agree with candidate A too, this is my aspirational vision.’ Candidate B responded, seemingly oblivious to the contradiction in his soundbite response.
Candidate C spoke in a calm but dispassionate manner. ‘My priority is to begin the work I started when I was a minister which included sure start, and other measures to help (you guessed it) hard working families. I call this aspirating to act.’
Candidate D added in his loud voice, ‘I seek to reopen the mines as I feel this is a great way to aspire to create a fairer society. I aspire to work hard for those families who work hard….’
It carried on in this vein after many questions asked. I switched off. Not one question answered. I wanted to be inspired, but I was just tired of the same vacuous slogans of aspiration and hard working families. Tired of keyboard warriors for each candidate ripping lumps out of each other.
As I watched the show unfold, I was reminded of the end of George Orwell’s Animal farm. I looked from candidate A to D, from D to A, but already it was impossible to say which was which.
A whole new world – Kepler452b
Scientists announced today,
The discovery of another Earth,
A whole new world
In the depths of space light years away.
Do the fish and the whales swim free,
In the distant seas of Kepler 452b?
If there ever was any life on Kepler 452b,
Did they cherish forests of thousands of trees?
If we traversed the stars to Kepler 452b,
Would we destroy or conserve what we came to see?
Would those days numbering 385 or more,
Day by day,
Fashioned from clay.
We mould them,
Too harsh on welfare
Too soft on immigration.
Too harsh too soft,
Too harsh too soft.
We distrust grand speeches of passionate fire,
so we opt for play it safe politicians
that don’t inspire.
Our discourse moulds the clay wet
It’s Pygmalion politics
This is what we get.
New poem ‘Srebrenica’ on the 20th anniversary of the massacre.
is a tale we tell,
Of the depths to which Europe fell.
where neighbours once lived side by side,
Committed bloody genocide.
Slaughter in a ‘safe place’
A mark of blood and disgrace.
Remains a fork in the road.
Do we have the courage to tolerate
to ensure it
Sorry for my long absence, teaching has kept me very busy indeed. I shall be posting a few new projects on here so keep your eyes peeled!